Is it just me that attracts these things?
Basically, don’t screw a tech around, ‘cos paybacks are a bitch.
Whether to laugh or to cry is a lifestyle decision. Choose.
Basically, don’t screw a tech around, ‘cos paybacks are a bitch.
Girl calls in today, very pleasant, obviously intelligent and a pleasure to talk to. After the preliminaries, got down to business. “How can I help?” “I can’t connect to my server anymore. Was alright yesterday.” “Let’s see if we can …
Typing away here and the old Beach Boys song came on the radio. Reminded me of when I was 16 and went to a party. The two girls hosting it were non-identical twins. Both incredibly hot but my favourite (yep, …
No shrimp for me.
After our recent Friday 13th trip to Port Dover, the edible Nikki and I went to London to visit my family. This was the first time they had met Nikki, and as we had not showered for two days (camping!) …
…as a time served veteran of the UK/Europe/Canada highway system I hereby claim my right to An Opinion and here it is: People that wear hats while driving are a danger to themselves and others. They should be taken outside and have their keys hidden in the body cavity of your choice and told to walk home without removing them.
One specially for my friend Mike M. Now the fuss is dying down I can vent this. Debate the following: Environmental issues aside, the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico was not all bad. Between the insurance payouts, the …
I just spent two nights under canvas with the edible Nikki in the sleepy town of Port Dover. For that weekend it was turned inside out and upside down by thousands upon thousands of hairy, sweaty, middle aged bikers. Oh, …
I provide IT tech support for an unnamed Fortune 500 company. Don’t ask who, I won’t say. If you know me then you already know and if you don’t it doesn’t matter. More important are confidentiality and professionalism and all that good stuff, plus …
This is a multilingual society. I speak two languages fluently. English and BS. When asked if I speak French, I reply with a smile, “Oui, je suis un lapin de onze ans”. Based on the expression on the face of …